Moon Merch.

Signs, patches and paper for a highway that does not exist yet. Printed and shipped to order.

Road Work Ahead mug

The road.

Signs, survey equipment, and the things that carry them, for a highway that is not there.

Moon 1 Shield Tee

T-shirt

Moon 1 Shield Tee

The sign does not exist yet. The shirt does.

$35

Moon Route 1 Survey Team Cap

Embroidered cap

Moon Route 1 Survey Team Cap

For the survey team. There is no survey team.

$45

Road Work Ahead Mug

11 oz mug

Road Work Ahead Mug

Road work ahead. It is 238,855 miles ahead.

$28

End Roadkill Patch

Embroidered patch, 3 in

End Roadkill Patch

Four and a half billion years without a single incident.

$28

Tycho Crater Exit Poster

Poster, 18 x 24 in

Tycho Crater Exit Poster

Exit 1 is a fifty-three mile crater. There is no exit yet.

$32

Adopt-a-Moon-Road Tee

T-shirt

Adopt-a-Moon-Road Tee

Technically lunar infrastructure. Now with a shirt.

$35

The rest of the Moon.

The road is the point. The Moon is the setting.

moonroads.com Hoodie

Hoodie

moonroads.com Hoodie

The entire pitch, on a hoodie.

$60

Build a Permanent Moon Base Patch

Embroidered patch, 3 in

Build a Permanent Moon Base Patch

Not a souvenir. A to-do list.

$28

Lunar Base Site Plan Poster

Poster, 18 x 24 in

Lunar Base Site Plan Poster

Everything on it has been published. None of it has been built.

$32

Caution Lunar Regolith Tee

T-shirt

Caution Lunar Regolith Tee

Sharp, electrostatic, and it gets into everything.

$35

Near Side Desk Mat

Desk mat, 32 x 16 in

Near Side Desk Mat

The Moon, at the scale of a desk.

$45

Caution Regolith Sticker Sheet

Kiss-cut sheet, six stickers

Caution Regolith Sticker Sheet

For laptops, hard hats, and other surfaces that are not the Moon.

$20

An orange traffic cone standing in grey dust on the lunar surface

Not for sale: the lunar traffic cone.

An orange cone, rated for vacuum, ultraviolet, and two hundred and fifty degrees of temperature swing between one side and the other.

We are not selling these. We need all of them.

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How this ships.

Shipping

Printed and shipped to order from the facility nearest you. United States shipping is included in the price. Elsewhere it is charged at cost.

Allow two to seven business days for production, plus transit.

Returns

Every item is made after you order it, so there is nothing to restock and no returns on a correct order.

If it arrives damaged, defective, or not what you ordered, we replace it. Email contact@spacemobility.com within thirty days with a photograph.

Where it goes

Nothing here is shipped to the Moon. Nothing here has been to the Moon. The Moon has no address and no roads, which is the problem we are working on.

Sales tax is calculated at checkout where required.